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Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008
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jonasisdumb 

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb
Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!
jonasisdumb by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019
The worship of the pop-rock band Jonas Brothers (Nick Joe Kevin)
OMJ look at this book on them Jonas Bible!
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles

OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head
Jonasim by Nick Js First Lady August 15, 2010

_jonasisdaddy_ 

she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot
_jonasisdaddy_ is a slut
_jonasisdaddy_ by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017