Jonasism 

The religion of worshipping the Jonas Brothers.

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!

Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

jonasisdumb 

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb

Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!

jonasisdumb by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019

Jonasim 

The worship of the pop-rock band Jonas Brothers (Nick Joe Kevin)

OMJ look at this book on them Jonas Bible!
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles

OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head

Jonasim by Nick Js First Lady August 15, 2010

_jonasisdaddy_ 

she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot

_jonasisdaddy_ is a slut

_jonasisdaddy_ by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020