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Jonanism
A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
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jonasisdumb
jonasisdumb by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019
Jonasim
OMJ look at this book on them Jonas Bible!
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles
OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles
OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head
Jonasim by Nick Js First Lady August 15, 2010
_jonasisdaddy_
she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot
_jonasisdaddy_ is a slut
_jonasisdaddy_ by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017
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