Skip to main content

Jonasism

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
by Zymbles April 1, 2019
mugGet the Jonasism mug.

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
by JennOfArk August 14, 2008
mugGet the Jonanism mug.
Related Words

jonasisdumb

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb
Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!
by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019
mugGet the jonasisdumb mug.

Jonasim

The worship of the pop-rock band Jonas Brothers (Nick Joe Kevin)
OMJ look at this book on them Jonas Bible!
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles

OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head
by Nick Js First Lady August 15, 2010
mugGet the Jonasim mug.

_jonasisdaddy_

she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot
_jonasisdaddy_ is a slut
by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017
mugGet the _jonasisdaddy_ mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email