jonasgasm
Girl : OMG. my dog just had a jonasgasm after hearing nick singing.
Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog
Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog
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jonasgasm
The most amazing feeling known to girl.
It happens from experiencing jonas brothers concerts, seeing nick jonas, kevin jonas or joe jonas shirtless, sweaty, or wearing muscle shirts. May also occur when you stare at the jonas crotches for too long (especially a picture of the joner.)
Having a jonasgasm makes you want to throw a jonas up against a wall and rip off their purity rings.
jonasgasm: jonas orgasm.
It happens from experiencing jonas brothers concerts, seeing nick jonas, kevin jonas or joe jonas shirtless, sweaty, or wearing muscle shirts. May also occur when you stare at the jonas crotches for too long (especially a picture of the joner.)
Having a jonasgasm makes you want to throw a jonas up against a wall and rip off their purity rings.
jonasgasm: jonas orgasm.
Girl 1: OMFJ nick just ripped off his sleeves!!!!
Girl 2: OMJ! look at his muscles!!!!
Girl 1: OMJ IM HAVING A JONASGASM!
Girl 2: OMJ! look at his muscles!!!!
Girl 1: OMJ IM HAVING A JONASGASM!
jonasgasm by hannahjonas April 30, 2008
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Jonasism
Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.
Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonastastalastic Productions
A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1
or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.
or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.
Jonastastalastic Productions by JBfan665 October 9, 2008
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