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Definitions by Zymbles

qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg 

You have discovered levels of boredom thought to be impossible. I’m not sure whether you should be extremely ashamed or extremely proud.
Boss: “Did you seriously just type in ‘qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg‘ instead of working.”

Jerry: “Y-yeah.”

Boss: “Honestly I can’t even be mad, that level of boredom is impressive.”

Jonasism 

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019