jomzee

anyone you come across that resembles a laid-back, drug induced, nit-wit.

You jomzee!!

by Ohpy Galella December 19, 2002

Jamzee

To announce the ending of an event incorrectly, before it happens.

I like how the news Jamzeed Hillary into the White House before the votes were counted.

by aphid2 November 30, 2016

joyzee

how butt wipes think people from New Jersey say New Jersey

hey is yous going to joyzee

by lifjdlf June 24, 2006

Jozee

A truly stunning female, inside and out!

Yeah, she's a real Jozee.

by Asherleeh May 23, 2008

Jozeena

The greatest friend ever! If you ever meet a Jozeena you have to keep her your friend forever! :)

Person A: Have you seen Jozeena?
Person B: Yep! She’s amazing!

by Mailor Soon July 7, 2022

Jomeen

A Jomeen is a moment in time when you do somthing utterly stupid. So stupid that to perform this action it takes brains and thereofre it is not stupid. I hope you get that because i don't...

Like when you have driven all they way down the moterway beofre forgeting you have left your car at home.
Or
When Josh leaves his key inside the hotel room on a school trip.
Despite, a Jomeen being unfortunate for the victim it is often worderfully funny for any passers by...

by LifeLover97 July 6, 2011

joyzeeing

The act of lying or stretching the truth

I assure you I wasn't joyzeeing when I said I didn't cheat on you

by anonymous1987631 September 1, 2009