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JOLTS
The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics developed the monthly Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey (JOLTS) which produces data on job openings, hires, and separations.
These data serve as demand-side indicators of labor shortages at the national level. Prior to JOLTS, there was no economic indicator of the unmet demand for labor with which to assess the presence or extent of labor shortages in the United States. The availability of unfilled jobs—the job openings rate—is an important measure of the tightness of job markets, parallel to existing measures of unemployment.
These data serve as demand-side indicators of labor shortages at the national level. Prior to JOLTS, there was no economic indicator of the unmet demand for labor with which to assess the presence or extent of labor shortages in the United States. The availability of unfilled jobs—the job openings rate—is an important measure of the tightness of job markets, parallel to existing measures of unemployment.
rim jolts
Like a rim job but she says “up the ante” and you pull out the jumper cables and go hasta la vista on that ass
“Honey,I bought some new jumper cables!”
“Perfect, I’ve been looking forward to some rim jolts all week!”
“Perfect, I’ve been looking forward to some rim jolts all week!”
rim jolts by Forgotton Prince January 16, 2019
jolissa
The best girl you have ever met... she will make you laugh...ALOT you can never be down with Jolissa around..
jolissa by anthonyloveshisxj October 28, 2014
Jolisa
Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL
WOAH MAN Jolisa is your girlfriend?!
Jolisa by uncutcheese April 22, 2020
International Jorts Day
A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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