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person: He is an idiot *pointing at Jolton*
Jolton: :(
Jolton by Shatyourself May 1, 2022
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Jolton • Jolteon • jolten • Jolyon • Jelton • joelton • joston • joton • jilton • Jofton
A boy child brought forth from a Jolt of electronic current transfered between the child parents prior to birth. He is grounded and electric, sent from above.
That Jolton is just electrifying!!
Jolton by Wordscreate333 February 18, 2025
"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."
Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010
he is the worse youtube in history and he is also super gay
wow jolten's new video sucked so much anus he sounds super gay
Jolten by JoltenDoesStuff October 6, 2018
An epic pokemon.

A jolteon is the electric evolution of Eevee.
It resembles a fox or dog with spiky yellow fur.
The jolteon looked at the eevee and growled.
Jolteon by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013
The most wonderful guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, smart, funny, creative, understanding, and always knows just what to say. If you ever get with a Jolyon, hang on to him tight because there will always be other girls/guys trying to steal him away.
Girl: She's dating Jolyon? That lucky bitch!

Friend: Well he is gonna miss every girl begging for one last kiss... I'm sure you still have a chance.
Jolyon by spookycheese February 20, 2011
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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