Jolton

A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.

"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.

by CozThe January 31, 2022

Jolton

A man who is often misunderstood.

person: He is an idiot *pointing at Jolton*
Jolton: :(

by Shatyourself May 1, 2022

Jolton

A boy child brought forth from a Jolt of electronic current transfered between the child parents prior to birth. He is grounded and electric, sent from above.

That Jolton is just electrifying!!

by Wordscreate333 February 18, 2025

Jelton

Slang for puking.

"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."

by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010

Jolten

he is the worse youtube in history and he is also super gay

wow jolten's new video sucked so much anus he sounds super gay

by JoltenDoesStuff October 6, 2018

Jolteon

An epic pokemon.

A jolteon is the electric evolution of Eevee.
It resembles a fox or dog with spiky yellow fur.

The jolteon looked at the eevee and growled.

by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013

Jolyon

The most wonderful guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, smart, funny, creative, understanding, and always knows just what to say. If you ever get with a Jolyon, hang on to him tight because there will always be other girls/guys trying to steal him away.

Girl: She's dating Jolyon? That lucky bitch!

Friend: Well he is gonna miss every girl begging for one last kiss... I'm sure you still have a chance.

by spookycheese February 20, 2011