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A horny mother fucker. I want her to suck my dick. Maybe we can 69. I bet she has a real wet pussy. I want to fuck her so bad. I get a boner just thinking about me fucking her in the ass hole. Maybe we can have a three some. She can suck my dick and my friend can fuck her.
Me-*spank*
Jolissa - daddy yes
Jolissa by Markpepple November 3, 2018
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Rudest and snobbiest bitch you'll ever come across! Most self important, dumb and stuck up whore placed on this earth. Not to mention draws on her eyebrows and is ugly as fuck
"ew what is that"
"It's jolissa haha"
Jolissa by ✂️ September 10, 2015
A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.
Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-
Joliesa by tyi_fue April 30, 2014
Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL
WOAH MAN Jolisa is your girlfriend?!
Jolisa by uncutcheese April 22, 2020
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
Julissa is a very pretty girl, usually has brown eyes and is a good listener. She has alot of friends and gets loud when she's excited. She is loyal and really funny but can also be very serious. Anyone would be lucky to be called her friend. She can mess up at times but is also sensitive and always has her heart in the right place.
I wish Julissa was my friend.

Josh and Julissa broke up I don't know why though she's so cool.
Julissa by Woahwoah56 March 15, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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