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Jolteon is a dog Pokemon. It's good against water and flying types. It's bad against ground, rock, grass, and dragon types. If Jolteon is angry, its hairs on its body turn to needles then shoot out for its enemy. Jolteon's speed is remarkable. Most electric types have the best speed ever.
To evolve eevee into this shocking Pokemon, you must train eevee then use a thunder stone to evolve it.
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A god of some sort. He is wicked cool dude and can also get ch luck all the time and pwn stuff like Pidgeot.
Jolteon > Jesus
Jolteon > Mohammed

All your religion icons are belong to Jolteon.
Jolteon by baseballa1 August 9, 2004
A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...
Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!
Jolteon by Shawn B. December 1, 2003
A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.
"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.
Jolton by CozThe January 31, 2022
he is the worse youtube in history and he is also super gay
wow jolten's new video sucked so much anus he sounds super gay
Jolten by JoltenDoesStuff October 6, 2018
The name of a person who is super caring when they want to be but is also very difficult to get a straight answer out of. Jolieons have a strange sense of humor that may seem annoying to other people but to their closest friends, they're really funny. Did I mention that Jolieon is also extremely dumb?
Bri: Jolieon, I just bought another book from a villager.

Jolieon: Cap. I would've been the one selling it to you.
Jolieon by notyouraverageteenager December 19, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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