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I was jolten when I saw a walrus.
jolten by Tigenxjzma December 24, 2016
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the name of a person who sucks
lol jolten sux and he is super geay!!!!!
Jolten by JoltenDoesStuff September 30, 2018

Jolten callout 

giving someone a exact opposite location of a person even when the person hears him directly where they hear him.
"guys in Garage" says Phish. Guys is in red the whole time. Someone else in call " that was a jolten callout"
Jolten callout by SoloYT November 18, 2020
she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015

[Jolena] 

Typically, a beautiful girl with good grades and a big heart.
[Jolena] by gossipgirl4ever October 16, 2008
Jolen is a wonderful girl, she is like fire. she is extremely beautiful but if you insult her or her friends you wont live to the next day. She is demonic , one minute she could be the most powerful goddess the next she can ruin your whole life.She is easy to talk to and hard to confuse. She can be an Evil genius and disappear like she was never there, She is obsessed with magic novels. she might even be the smartest person you know.
where is Jolen?
Idk she was just here.
jolen by Pikachu Pineapple September 1, 2017
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