jolly dick 

Dick in the Christmas season

When he pulls up with your Christmas present being that jolly dick though

jolly dick by Shmittenlicker December 3, 2016

jolly old st. dick 

Mr. Dick is a jolly fellow who loves to whip out his dong around the Christmas Season.

"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"

"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"

jolly old st. dick by Jolly ol st dick December 25, 2013

Napalm Jelly-Dick 

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

Napalm Jelly-Dick by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Jelly Dick 

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

Jelly Dick by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Jelly Dick 

The act of not bathing in a week and smearing duck butter on your dick, then sticking it in a woman’s vagina while on her period and then having her suck it off.

Dude, I took Jamie on a date last night and gave her the jelly dick she seemed to enjoy it.

Jelly Dick by Wheezy P.(WP) April 5, 2023

Dick Jelly 

Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.

My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.

Me: Dude that's sick, I think it's time for you to buy some new dick jelly.

Dick Jelly by NickNJF March 14, 2009

Jelly Dicking 

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.

That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!

Jelly Dicking by I-dickery May 6, 2018