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Dick in the Christmas season

When he pulls up with your Christmas present being that jolly dick though

jolly dick by Shmittenlicker December 3, 2016

Words you can keep

jolly old st. dick

Mr. Dick is a jolly fellow who loves to whip out his dong around the Christmas Season.

"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"

"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"

jolly old st. dick by Jolly ol st dick December 25, 2013

Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

Napalm Jelly-Dick by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

Jelly Dick by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Jelly Dick

The act of not bathing in a week and smearing duck butter on your dick, then sticking it in a woman’s vagina while on her period and then having her suck it off.

Dude, I took Jamie on a date last night and gave her the jelly dick she seemed to enjoy it.

Jelly Dick by Wheezy P.(WP) April 5, 2023

Dick Jelly

Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.

My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.

Me: Dude that's sick, I think it's time for you to buy some new dick jelly.

Dick Jelly by NickNJF March 14, 2009

jelly a dick in your ass

The act of putting one's penis into another person while flaccid.

Im gonna jelly a dick in your ass

jelly a dick in your ass by legiondargeth1455 June 9, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026