On

To be horny or acting like you're ready to do the deed; constantly giving sexual hints and jokes

you: pizza is good yea pizza is great now slice me off a piece and put it on my plate
Sexual partner: Masturbate with it
You: you've been ON these past couple of days

by Shmittenlicker February 21, 2017

jolly dick

Dick in the Christmas season

When he pulls up with your Christmas present being that jolly dick though

by Shmittenlicker December 3, 2016