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Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.

Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"

by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016