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John Smith 

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.
John Smith by Pumpk1ng February 19, 2017

JohnMichael 

JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles
1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.
JohnMichael by his maker January 6, 2010

john smith 

An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
john smith by -\_/- December 28, 2005

John Smith 

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.
Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith
John Smith by some random stalker August 23, 2010

John Smith 

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
John Smith by John Smith May 13, 2005

John Smith 

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.
John Smith by John Cactus October 10, 2006