JohnMichael

JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles

1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.

by his maker January 6, 2010

Johnmichael Reynolds

The only Juggalo in High Island. He is dating an awesome girl named Ariel and couldn't be any happier! :)

Look at Johnmichael Reynolds and Ariel, they are so cute together!

by TexasJuggalo409 January 1, 2012

John Michael

The sweetest, awesomest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He never hesitates to tell you that you're beautiful, or to compliment you in any way. John Michael is always honest, and is the best listener. He has beautiful eyes and the cutest freckles. He's also the most attractive guy ever. I'm so lucky to have such an amazing best friend.

John Michaels make the best boyfriends.

by Habr December 13, 2013

John Michael

A pretty funny guy, superb music taste. Dry humored, thinks he is edgy but in reality he is actually just kinda insensitive .Always good to have one in your friend group, or just as a plus one.

"is that guy listening to Ballroom Blitz? What a John Michael!"

by coastruca May 13, 2018

Janmichael

Janmichael is a nice and charming man who does what true friends ask them to do. He also has a lot of sex. He gets all the girls and has brown hair and brown eyes

Janmichael you are so charming

by Janmichael November 28, 2018

John-Michael

A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.

Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.

by Salty mama April 22, 2020

John-Michael

A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.

Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?

Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael

Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.

by Thatguy4life November 4, 2018