3 definitions by John Cactus

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.
Name:
eg. John Smith
by John Cactus August 15, 2005
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An amazing device invented by the great Serbian-American scientist Nikola Tesla (the greatest, yet least known, scientist of our time )that uses a Telsa transformer to create real lightning bolts of astronomical voltage and frequency. In fact, there's a Tesla transformer in your CRT monitor or TV.
"Man, I've gotta test my Tesla Coil -- I've just gotta find a way to hijack 500kW of power from the substation down the street."
by John Cactus August 15, 2005
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Dicus is used to express surprise or astonishment, usually when something unexpected happens. It has overtones of indifference and ennui and is generally used in spur-of-the-moment situations.

Dicus is generally used only by pros, as it was invented by a pro. Lately though, it has become quite mainstream.

'Dicus' may be complemented with 'cactus', its cousin word, which basically means the same as 'shit', but is more versatile.

Dicus is basically interchangeable with OMG or OMFG.
"Man.... I got fired."

"Dicus. That's Cactus."
by John Cactus August 15, 2005
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