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An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
by -\_/- September 09, 2005
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Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.
Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith
by some random stalker August 23, 2010
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pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
by John Smith March 18, 2005
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The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.
For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.
by Rob Aldridge February 26, 2007
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Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
by R_p April 15, 2006
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possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it
i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer
by b bibble August 06, 2005
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