johnre 

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.

Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?

johnre by QuacksO June 15, 2021

johnten

The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.

Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!

johnten by ultsten July 13, 2018

Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.

Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.

Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johnrich

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a Johnrich will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

Johnrich is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a Johnrich in your life, never lose him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a Johnrich.

“have you met my friend Johnrich? you’re gonna love being around him!”

Johnrich by WhatAmISupposedToSayJesus? June 4, 2018

Johnray 

The guy that is God’s at fortnite and has a big dick the beats ever known in theb

That’s a guy with a big dick what a johnray

Johnray by Red knight June 19, 2018

Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!

Johnelle’s are the best to have around

Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018