johnred

He is always the gayest person in the family and has a small penis, dates a lot of men and some times he can be lazy and always gets into a short relationship

And always flex of what he has.

Johnred is my friend.

by Tiger ninja 3947385 November 26, 2021

Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johnreil

If you have this name , your just special. It's a pretty different name.

Hello Johnreil , how are you?

by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Johned it

When someone takes a joke or situation way too far.

Max was telling a joke and he totally johned it!

by Johned it October 4, 2019

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007

Johned

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015