Johnreid

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Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.

2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.

Johnreid by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019

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Johnreid

2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.

Johnreid by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019

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Johnreil

If you have this name , your just special. It's a pretty different name.

Hello Johnreil , how are you?

Johnreil by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

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JohnRedCornwhole

Girl says she has a headache, So her man offers to rub on her back. When her guard is down and she's relaxed he slyly Slides her legs off the side of the surface shes laying on and slides his dick in her then Whispers "dont worry Nancy I'll only charge Dale for a half hour instead of a full one your about to get"

My girl wouldn't stop whining that her head hurt but then was rubbing up on me like she was horny so I had to JohnRedcornwhole her till her face seizure a little bit.

JohnRedCornwhole by DrewQuinnWoods1990 July 24, 2019

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Johnreil

If you have this name your pretty much a goat , your just different

Johnreil , what's up?

Johnreil by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

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johnred

He is always the gayest person in the family and has a small penis, dates a lot of men and some times he can be lazy and always gets into a short relationship

And always flex of what he has.

Johnred is my friend.

johnred by Tiger ninja 3947385 November 26, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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