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Johnreid 

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Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.
2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.
Johnreid by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019
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Johnreid 

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Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.
2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.
Johnreid by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019

Johnreil 

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If you have this name , your just special. It's a pretty different name.
Hello Johnreil , how are you?
Johnreil by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

JohnRedCornwhole 

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Girl says she has a headache, So her man offers to rub on her back. When her guard is down and she's relaxed he slyly Slides her legs off the side of the surface shes laying on and slides his dick in her then Whispers "dont worry Nancy I'll only charge Dale for a half hour instead of a full one your about to get"
My girl wouldn't stop whining that her head hurt but then was rubbing up on me like she was horny so I had to JohnRedcornwhole her till her face seizure a little bit.

Johnreil 

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If you have this name your pretty much a goat , your just different
Johnreil , what's up?
Johnreil by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

johnred 

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He is always the gayest person in the family and has a small penis, dates a lot of men and some times he can be lazy and always gets into a short relationship

And always flex of what he has.
Johnred is my friend.
johnred by Tiger ninja 3947385 November 26, 2021
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