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Someone named Johnray has a big dick and gets all em hot ass hoes, sweet and handsome and smooth with em girls. He isn’t to cocky and is a god at games. Someone who most likely doesn’t pay attention and still do good in class.
Hey Johnray
Johnray by AnonymousX671 March 30, 2022
Someone who has a big and long ass cock, that gets hot ass hoes, and is sweet and handsome. Attractive to girls (hoes). A cracked gamer who is better than most in games. One who gets respected and loves music.
Damn Johnray’s cute, I want him.
Johnray by AnonymousX671 March 30, 2022
the guy that never calls you back after going on a safari with you and enduring blistering sun and cold rain.
"oh man i went on a safari the other day with this really hot guy"
"really? How'd that go?"
"IDK he's such a johnray"
Johnray by monagreen February 1, 2009
He is the one with an oversized upper body and super small legs.
Putting a belt on Johnray is like putting a rubber and on a funnel. It just ain't happening.
Johnray by Bighead6606 March 7, 2024
Johnnay is a really pretty girl who has a smile that would light up the whole room,
Johnnay comes off very shy until you get to know her. Johnnay is known for being goofy and having fun, she is very independent girl, Johnnay is one of the most loyalists friends you could have. very down to earth girl and loves animals. She doesn’t like drama but isn’t scared to fight.
Johnnay is always there for her friends.
I can really trust johnnay.
Johnnay by Bratzy January 3, 2020
Johnnay is an outstanding individual. She makes an impact wherever she goes! Her personality is amazing. Johnnay is spontaneous and dependable. She loves the youth! When working with a team she will not let them lose. Her definition of fun is being productive. Johnnay is strong and follows her own path while making a difference.
Johnnay is amusing!
Johnnay by itsstorii September 20, 2020
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