johnet 

A midget that will relentlessly bully you but at the same time is also an extremely fun person to talk to. She will try hard on valorant but will still bottom frag. She can make people go from a terrible mood to an amazing mood in a matter of seconds. All in all she’s a very amazing person and everyone needs a johnet

Dude you see that person right there, they’re such a Johnet

johnet by Kenshinn November 23, 2021

johnet 

A midget that will tryhard on valorant and still bottom frag. She’s an amazing person that can make someone go from having a terrible mood to an amazing mood in matter of seconds. She’s a great friend to be around and everyone should have a johnet

dude you see her? she’s such a johnet

johnet by Kenshinn November 23, 2021

Johnston Scholar 

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.

"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."

Johnston Scholar by oldee worldee June 20, 2019

johnten

The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.

Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!

johnten by ultsten July 13, 2018

Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.

Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.

Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018

Johnstoned 

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

Johnstoned by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

A man, usually weighing in over 800 pounds, at a staggering 7 feet, who in which likes to smell the feet of young white women and loves the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco.

John- Oh shit Mike!
Mike- No way! Is that a real Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

Barboolicuz Johnstusnon by _CASCI January 12, 2019