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A girl that's usually really pretty and shy until you get to know her. Nice to every one but friends with a select few. Usually smart and a little nerdy but always down for a good time and some laughs. Will always be there for the people she cares about.
Who's Johnett?

That quiet friendly girl from art class.
Johnett by cyberbratt November 21, 2021
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Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.
Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.
Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018
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joanette 

A cute addorable sometimes sexy person with a good heart,a littlegullible but very strong,a Joanette has a soft and tranquil voice that never uttered anger even when she is angry, a Joanette will make you fight for her cause of her innocent eyes
DAMN,she is so innocent so Joanette
joanette by IRON_TANK March 6, 2018
Jonette is someone who loves with all her heart and is a loyal and caring friend. Works hard and asks for little in return. One who likes to be kissed in the rain and will change plans to make someone else happy. She can be alittle naughty and sweet at the same time.... Passion
Kissed Jonette Jonette Happy Jonetes Heart Jonettes Kind Loyal Jonette Jonettes Passion
Jonette by Sassymccaulou February 4, 2010
A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.
Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.
Johnitter by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021
Saying something that might sound rude to other people but you are actually being honest, not rude.
(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill
Johnest by DominoRussia May 6, 2021

Johnette 

A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.

Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.

If someone displays those characteristics...
Wow she's so hot! I bet she's probably called Johnette!.
Johnette by sunshiyong October 21, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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