Jartavaquious

A male, usually built like a corn on the cob. Smells like doritos and only drinks mountain dew infused coochie juice.
Oh wow, that guy is such a Jartavaquious
by _CASCI November 11, 2018
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Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

A man, usually weighing in over 800 pounds, at a staggering 7 feet, who in which likes to smell the feet of young white women and loves the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco.
John- Oh shit Mike!
Mike- No way! Is that a real Barboolicuz Johnstusnon
by _CASCI January 12, 2019
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