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A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD
"Dude, John-Carl is such a cool guy! I can't believe I get to have him as a friend!"
john-carl by OneManArmy.CA July 13, 2015

Joncarlo 

The hottest person in the world with the biggest heart but he’s shy to show it and other people judge him but really he’s cute in the inside and the outside you just have to get to know him and Joncarlo is also very good at fortnite and will beat your ass any day
Joncarlo you stay out for the game (a few more games he’s still out) people don’t treat Joncarlo’s right
Joncarlo by Trippie red April 6, 2018

Joncarlo 

A cheeky little faggot cunt who can't 420 noscope to save his own life and binges Runescape to the point of misappropriation with aspect of a normal life. Often, such person finds himself questioning his own procrastination with often guilt from the subconscious of his own being.
Only a master Joncarlo can afk Runescape and still be getting great gains just for clicking every five minutes.

Don't pull another Joncarlo on me and tell me you don't know why you haven't done the hw you are supposed to do. No no, I believe you have 6 hours of hw. JUST DO IT!! gosh...

Everyone's waifu is a Joncarlo. A common necessity in daily life and reins over common deity casuals lol
Joncarlo by hecker101 July 11, 2016

JonCarlos 

JonCarlos is a gorgeous,gentle giant with a sweet disposition and trustworthy heart. He's loyal to a fault to those he cares about but don't let his gentle nature fool you..you DO NOT want to cross him or those in his circle the wrong way cause he is not afraid to show you his dark side.
That guy did a JonCarlos on you! You never shoulda messed with him!
JonCarlos by Glow45699 June 17, 2021

Joncarlo 

A man that is built like Barney the dinosaur and is Mexican. He is a cool dude that shitposts. However he is now trying to turn baseball into his life, which is sad.
Skill issue Joncarlo.
Joncarlo by Ching chong lee February 28, 2023

Joancarlo 

"Hey bro can you plug with your Zelda game?"
"For $45 I can"
"Damn, you're such a Joancarlo"
Joancarlo by FieroNut February 6, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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