John Jay 

John Jay was a figure in American history who completely failed at everything he did, and his name can now be used as an insult meaning "weak", "lame", or "unsuccessful".

"That party last night was so John Jay, nobody was there!"

John Jay by jchicago32 January 26, 2010

john jay 

Feces in one's pants, in turd form.

Smells like someone's walking around with a john jay in their pants.

john jay by Robert Coons November 20, 2009

John jay 

A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses

Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay

John jay by Don’t worry about it sweet ❤️ October 26, 2019

John Jay Highschool 

Most of the John Jay population consists of preppy White kids, japs, marijuana abusers, and nicotine addicts. Everyone thinks they are “different” because they wear boyfriend jeans and round glasses with no prescription. Girls are abused with the words slut, whore, thot, hoe and more! You can find some great music on soundcloud from some of our very own! John Jay is basically the place you go to find rich white kids complaining about their friends and family, every kid stoned out of their mind during class, and some of the jappiest japs you will ever meet!!

Oh you go to John Jay Highschool?

Yeah man check out my soundcloud maybe we can vape in the bathroom together sometime!!

John Jay Highschool by JJHSSUCKS January 29, 2018

John Jay Middle School 

A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!

"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."

John Jay Middle School by NoCapsNoSpaces July 2, 2016

john jay middle school 

The most spoiled, pathetic, disgusting, fake, trendfollowing school in the omniverse, ruled by drama and kids trying to be cool, every child gets whatever they want. Sports teams are pretty terrible but if you're on them you are automaticly popular. Fake relationships that last for 2 seconds pop up every week and are autistic. Cancerous shit like jeffy memes rule the school and there is a social hierarchy on Instagram and Snapchat, every student here should change their ways cuz their cancerous, except for me.

Yo that jjms school is fucked up fam.
YOU SEE THAT NEW JEFFY VIDEO ITS HOT AF IN JJMS RN
OH SHITT MY INSTAGRAM POST WAS SO ARTSY ALL OF JJMS LIKED IT
Bruh we have to survive 3 years of this john jay middle school hellhole.

john jay middle school by Jfy May 27, 2017

John Jay high school 

one of the pepiest schools in america. the kids drive nicer cars than the teachers, the sports teams suck, theirs been one fight in the past three years. people here are two faced and dont say shit to your face. if you go to comunity college you are considered retarted. the school is about 70% jewish, 0.5% black, and 2% spanish. some kids think they are tough cause they lift weights every now and then and cause they live an 45 minuets from the bronx. the kids take day trips into the city, taking pictures of themselves in times square, but there all too afraid to go to the other boroughs. there is nothing to outside of the school so they just have housepartys and put pictures of themselves drinking a beer on facebok. All these kids are very spoiled they get the latest technology because they want it. alot of these kids claim to be artsy and think they are different. but they arent. there are skateborders who dress like idiots. there all the same if they get Bs on test they freak out.
it is the most pathetic school in NY

Kid: mom can i have a 100 dollor phone
Mom: yes honey, you go to John jay high school

John Jay high school by lbjheadphone October 11, 2009