john deer
take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.
john deer by sampson420ex April 15, 2006
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Reverse John Deere
When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.
Reverse John Deere by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020
John Deere
One of the oldest Companies that makes tractors. The brand has become immortalized by Kids and farmers. John Deere started making tractors in the 1920's when they bought out the Waterloo Tractor Company.
Until the '60's they were known in the US for the "Putt-Putting" of their two-cyilender engines. They finally had to drop the Two-cyilender design for the engines to be more efficent and powerful.
John Deere may be famous for it's agriculteral equipment, but they also have a line of Construction equipment.
Interestingly, John Deere has not merged with anyone else, making it one of the only two to not have been taken over by another company. It walks alongside Caterpillar with this title.
Until the '60's they were known in the US for the "Putt-Putting" of their two-cyilender engines. They finally had to drop the Two-cyilender design for the engines to be more efficent and powerful.
John Deere may be famous for it's agriculteral equipment, but they also have a line of Construction equipment.
Interestingly, John Deere has not merged with anyone else, making it one of the only two to not have been taken over by another company. It walks alongside Caterpillar with this title.
John Deere by Puffie40 January 25, 2005
your ass is grass and you can call me john deere
your ass is grass and you can call me john deere by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
John deere
Nothing runs like a deere
Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder
Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big
Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder
Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big
John deere by jim bob brown April 22, 2010
John Deere
John Deere by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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