dboyfromdahood's definitions

Scarf and Barf

what anorexic people do, scarf down a bunch of food, then barf it up so they dont get fat.

I dont want to get fat so I scarf and barf

by dboyfromdahood December 27, 2011

shitties

big fat black girl tits

Damn look at the shitties on her!
Gross!

by dboyfromdahood November 22, 2011

battle of the bulge

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment

I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.

by dboyfromdahood March 6, 2013

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex

guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

by dboyfromdahood March 10, 2012

pokey palace

rehab, its like jail because you cant get out but it is luxurious, like a palace.

I can't believe Lindsay Lohan is in the pokey palace again, when will that bitch learn?

by dboyfromdahood November 21, 2011