dboyfromdahood's definitions

Glazed Donut

A bunch of guys have a circle jerk around a plain donut, and they ejaculate on it. The guy that ejaculates last has to eat the now "glazed" donut.

Bob came last so that poor dude had to eat the glazed donut.

by dboyfromdahood February 18, 2013

battle of the bulge

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment

I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.

by dboyfromdahood March 6, 2013

SWAG

Scientific
Wild
Ass
Guess

Teacher: where did you get that answer from?
me: it was a SWAG

by dboyfromdahood May 13, 2013

A.N.U.

stands for All Niggered Up

usually refers to vehicles with 24+ inch rims, loud bumping stereo, etc.

that 75 caddy was cool until it got A.N.U.

by dboyfromdahood June 14, 2013

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

cockbag

used to describe a person. basically the same meaning as asshole, douchebag, etc.

Rick is the biggest cockbag I've ever met in my life!

by dboyfromdahood September 5, 2013

Stock the lake with brown trout

to take a dump

Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

by dboyfromdahood February 7, 2012