Definitions by sampson420ex

john deer 

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.

damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer

john deer by sampson420ex April 15, 2006

Shmiterick Johnson 

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

Shmiterick Johnson by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them

mike....
...ahhh nevermind

double eye winkey by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Kraca

A white person who is a Cracker

" Micheal J Roundbelly is a fricken Kraca"

" Gu and Mike walked in and I said," Damn Kracas!"

Kraca by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

qwauf'n poof 

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.

"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."

qwauf'n poof by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

Hedge Trimma 

A tool needed to trim a masive bush, like the ones Mike likes

Mike came out of his room and said," damn! dis bitch needs a hedge trimma!"

Hedge Trimma by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

Clankerdorf

Micker aka Mick aka McPoo

"Shut up micker you Clankerdorf"

Clankerdorf by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004