John’d

When a person gets absolutely blindsided in a contact sport that causes the person to become winded.

Major injuries may include but are not limited to: concussions, broken bones.

“Did you watch the Super Bowl? Brandin Cooks got John’d.”

by HelloKittyIsAFraud February 6, 2018

john’d

The act of being forced to oblige to do multiple favors when sucked into doing one
You got john’d

ex. Hey can you get me to the hardware store, but can you help me get some things moved for a friend
That’s getting john’d

by cptnitro March 19, 2025

John’d

John’d

Cara: Damn, I don’t remember leaving last night and I only had one drink!
Mandy: What did you drink?
Cara: I had a Caesar, John made it.

Mandy: You must have been John’d.

by Nadia Bitches December 17, 2021

John’d It

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions that a miracle from God is the only way out

We’ve really John’d it for ourselves this time boys

by JohnOSavin September 23, 2021

John’d It

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions and all hope seems lost and only God himself can offer you a miracle out

I went out last night and John’d it boys🥸

We’ve absolutely John’d it for ourselves again lads 🤯

You’ve completely John F Kennedy Jr’d it for us all mate ✝️

Alright John Stowbegs the 17th I’ve heard you’ve really fucking John’d it with the bird this time 💟

Don’t John It for yourself John 🚁

by JohnOSavin September 21, 2021

John’d

An act of attempting to impress your friends by drinking but you black-out instead.

“Did you see what happened to Zack yesterday?”

“Yeah we went to the party and got John’d.”

by Chad-Wilson July 9, 2021