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John’d 

When a person gets absolutely blindsided in a contact sport that causes the person to become winded.

Major injuries may include but are not limited to: concussions, broken bones.
“Did you watch the Super Bowl? Brandin Cooks got John’d.”
John’d by HelloKittyIsAFraud February 6, 2018
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John’d 

An act of attempting to impress your friends by drinking but you black-out instead.
“Did you see what happened to Zack yesterday?”

Yeah we went to the party and got John’d.”
John’d by Chad-Wilson July 9, 2021

John’d 

Cara: Damn, I don’t remember leaving last night and I only had one drink!
Mandy: What did you drink?
Cara: I had a Caesar, John made it.

Mandy: You must have been John’d.
John’d by Nadia Bitches December 17, 2021

john’d 

The act of being forced to oblige to do multiple favors when sucked into doing one
You got john’d
ex. Hey can you get me to the hardware store, but can you help me get some things moved for a friend
That’s getting john’d
john’d by cptnitro March 19, 2025
John'd
The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight
John'd by Dhelsdon February 2, 2010
When you get shot at school by an emo kid because you flirted with his ex-girlfriend.
Jimmy asked: Hey Cameron, why are you in the hospital? Cameron replied: "I talked to Cassandra and I got John'd".
John'd by Omgitseli October 9, 2018
to doubt your drug dealer's existence.
We've been waiting for this guy for 23 hours and his sister here passed out in her own puke... We've got john'd
john'd by The Baayes March 7, 2009
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