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The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight
by Dhelsdon February 01, 2010
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We've been waiting for this guy for 23 hours and his sister here passed out in her own puke... We've got john'd
by The Baayes March 07, 2009
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To punch a hole in a wall. Usually as a response to anger, pain, or disappointment.
Barney Stinson: "You never break up a girl fight! EVEEEER!"
*punches wall*
Viewer: "Woah, Barney just John'd that wall!"
by 5FeetofSexy October 05, 2012
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When you get shot at school by an emo kid because you flirted with his ex-girlfriend.
Jimmy asked: Hey Cameron, why are you in the hospital? Cameron replied: "I talked to Cassandra and I got John'd".
by Omgitseli October 09, 2018
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