John’d

When a person gets absolutely blindsided in a contact sport that causes the person to become winded.

Major injuries may include but are not limited to: concussions, broken bones.

“Did you watch the Super Bowl? Brandin Cooks got John’d.”

by HelloKittyIsAFraud February 6, 2018

John'd

John'd
The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.

Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight

by Dhelsdon February 2, 2010

John'd

When you get shot at school by an emo kid because you flirted with his ex-girlfriend.

Jimmy asked: Hey Cameron, why are you in the hospital? Cameron replied: "I talked to Cassandra and I got John'd".

by Omgitseli October 9, 2018

john'd

to doubt your drug dealer's existence.

We've been waiting for this guy for 23 hours and his sister here passed out in her own puke... We've got john'd

by The Baayes March 7, 2009

John'd

To punch a hole in a wall. Usually as a response to anger, pain, or disappointment.

Barney Stinson: "You never break up a girl fight! EVEEEER!"
*punches wall*
Viewer: "Woah, Barney just John'd that wall!"

by 5FeetofSexy October 5, 2012

John’d

An act of attempting to impress your friends by drinking but you black-out instead.

“Did you see what happened to Zack yesterday?”

“Yeah we went to the party and got John’d.”

by Chad-Wilson July 9, 2021

John D

When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.

If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.

by jjishotasfuuuuuck August 22, 2021