john&son 

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons

Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.

john&son by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

John&son pizza 

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

John&son pizza by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

Son of John Nobody Is Godlike

The direct translation of Michael Jackson's name in Hebrew

Michael = 'Who is like God?'
Jackson = Son of John (John is historically the spoken variant of Jack)

Son of John Nobody Is Godlike - Smooth Criminal (Official Video)

Son of John Nobody Is Godlike by mraverageSidewinder May 26, 2026

John Doe Song 

A song that absolutely everyone knows, yet no one knows the actual name of

Man, I just heard the best John Doe Song

John Doe Song by CrusaderFromTheUSA June 8, 2018

Veel, John, and Sony 

.

Veel, John, and Sony

Veel, John, and Sony by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

That’s on John 

instead of “thats the tea”

i can’t stand Alan and that’s on john

That’s on John by wxrcrxmes January 2, 2020

Kai Johnson 

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.

That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...

Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019