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1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".
by rolling_star October 22, 2010
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Moonwalking after you commit your felony.
Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.
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When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
by haggybiatch October 09, 2016
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The act of pulling out before ejaculation and jamming your thumb in a girls butthole, then when she turns around in shock ejaculating on her face, then running away. The technique gets its name from the fact that the female usually makes a noise similar to Michael Jackson in the popular song of the same name.
I totally pulled off a smooth criminal with Dave’s mom last night.
by Armydog81 May 02, 2018
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