Johanson 

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult

cant believe you had Johanson last nite?

Johanson by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

nigga johanson 

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.

"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"

nigga johanson by Laverga February 5, 2014

sue johanson 

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

sue johanson by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008

Danziger Johanson 

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.

You're being such a Danziger Johanson.

Danziger Johanson by Danziger Johansonn May 9, 2018

elise johanson 

elise is so fucking hot

"omfg who is that hottie over thur?!"
"o, thats elise johanson"

elise johanson by ........... April 24, 2005

referenced from Sue Johanson  

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

referenced from Sue Johanson by jss26 June 2, 2008

Elise Johanson 

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!

Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"

Elise Johanson by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005