sue johanson

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!
kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."
by YoItsKristenAP April 03, 2008
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kristen

usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
kristen: so my boyfriend broke up with me. i was sad at first but now i just want to party!
friend: his loss, you're extremely beautiful anyways!
kristen: watch me do this drop kick on my ex!
friend: wow; that's surprising of you, kristen!
by YoItsKristenAP April 17, 2008
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