jogar
yo quiero jogar
jogar by crazyblonde_420 June 10, 2010
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Jomar
Jomar is a person who isn't afraid too express how they feel. Often very sexy, independent, flirty, and down too earth until you get on their bad side. Jomar is someone who loves unconditionally for someone he really cares about. he goes out his way too listen too others personal issues too give out advice from his own personal past experiences. Jomar often has a different kind of mindset that you couldn't mind anywhere else. Jomar's maturity level is often shown threw the words he speaks and his actions come too show. Jomar fights for what/who he wants and won't stop until he gets it, he doesn't give up easy, he will wait a thousand years for someone he truly sees himself with. May have a bit of attitude or maybe ALOT with some anger issues because of his past but he always seems too find the positive side of things.
I find Jomar too be very intelligent.
Jomar is someone I'd look for in a person because he can be there for me emotionally, physically, financially, and care for me no matter what.
Jomar is someone I'd look for in a person because he can be there for me emotionally, physically, financially, and care for me no matter what.
Jomarie
A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.
I wish I had my Jomarie back.
We need more Jomarie's in this cold, fucked up world.
What would I do without my Jomarie?
We need more Jomarie's in this cold, fucked up world.
What would I do without my Jomarie?
Jomarie by TRUTHbeTOLD July 29, 2012
Jogaque
Noun. A time of chilling and peace. Often held as a barbeque though not necessarily always needed to be a Jogaque.
Participants in the Jogaque will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.
Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.
It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.
Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and rape random hoes.
Participants in the Jogaque will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.
Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.
It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.
Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and rape random hoes.
And the Great Lord Visram raised his sidekick up into human form from a flea and he saw it was good.
And the Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.
And on the last day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...
and it was good.
And the Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.
And on the last day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...
and it was good.
Jogaque by Andy Horse July 23, 2007
Joardies
Joardies by Fitz.Chuck January 27, 2010
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