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joeys mom 

The hottest lady to walk the planet
joeys mom by SlayerMcGee November 7, 2014
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joels mom 

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh
I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane
joels mom by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019

Joey's Mom 

Joey's mom once had a train ran on her with George Lucas, Kevin Smith, and Gary Busey.
It happened. I saw Joey's mom. I was holding the camera.
Joey's Mom by TheUnknown2010 August 15, 2021

joey moment 

a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.
I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.
joey moment by georgealex October 23, 2007

Joey Moment 

The moment when someone is flabergasted by a situation.
I had a Joey Moment when I saw the clown stop for gas.
Joey Moment by pkurfess June 16, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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