A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

Joeys sex life 101 by Homob499 February 1, 2022

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joeys jungle

Hes a youtuber

"Hey Joeys jungle, I heard you're dating a Lucas, now..." "Why yes I am!" "Wow, you are so lucky... I wish I were you!!"

joeys jungle by Lucas frau January 3, 2017

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joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

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joeys mate

A individual who can make sense of someone talking total shite.

"taxi driver: where too mate? response: muhhhhhhhhhh ohhh o m e muhhhh mmm . taxi driver: Youre so fucking pissed joeys mate wouldnt understood you.GET OUT. response: mmmmuaaahm f ukkk errrraah mmmmm."

joeys mate by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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