A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

Joeys sex life 101 by Homob499 February 1, 2022

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joeys jungle

Hes a youtuber

"Hey Joeys jungle, I heard you're dating a Lucas, now..." "Why yes I am!" "Wow, you are so lucky... I wish I were you!!"

joeys jungle by Lucas frau January 3, 2017

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joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

joeys asshole by Kookslam69 January 3, 2019

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joeys mate

A individual who can make sense of someone talking total shite.

"taxi driver: where too mate? response: muhhhhhhhhhh ohhh o m e muhhhh mmm . taxi driver: Youre so fucking pissed joeys mate wouldnt understood you.GET OUT. response: mmmmuaaahm f ukkk errrraah mmmmm."

joeys mate by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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