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Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!
Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jolander 

the coolest set of people in the world
usually a last name :]
We jolanders are the shit. :]
Jolander by hannahmontana1234 March 17, 2009

janslander 

Janslander or Jan-slander is when you put slander on someone for being born in January
Bobby: why don’t we like Wendy again?

Caleb: because she was born in January

Bobby: oh so janslander?

Caleb: yes Bobby, janslander
janslander by CutePlatypus4045 February 14, 2021
The meaning of Jeslinder is

kind,thoughtful,knowledgeable and sometimes clumsy

The word “jes” comes from egypt from a god calls “Sun God Ra” meaning “Powerful”

The word “linder” comes from a kids snack or toy call “kinder bueno”
The word jeslinder can be use as “nabei cibai jeslinder you terrible sia”

“fucking useless do job properly laa”
jeslinder by Jeslinder November 22, 2021

JoeSaunders 

A little boy that will snitch on you if he can little Joey as he's called would rather shake hands with beef while his girl is laying right next to him for only allow her to give mouth hugs. Joe is a bitch boy nonetheless be careful with him he's known to be armed and dangerous with an STD. None of Joe's girls could be faithful to him because it is big ego and small manhood.
There is no bigger bitch boys than JoeSaunders
JoeSaunders by CWM II October 6, 2023
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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