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Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!
Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jolander 

the coolest set of people in the world
usually a last name :]
We jolanders are the shit. :]
Jolander by hannahmontana1234 March 17, 2009

janslander 

Janslander or Jan-slander is when you put slander on someone for being born in January
Bobby: why donโ€™t we like Wendy again?

Caleb: because she was born in January

Bobby: oh so janslander?

Caleb: yes Bobby, janslander
janslander by CutePlatypus4045 February 14, 2021
The meaning of Jeslinder is

kind,thoughtful,knowledgeable and sometimes clumsy

The word โ€œjesโ€ comes from egypt from a god calls โ€œSun God Raโ€ meaning โ€œPowerfulโ€

The word โ€œlinderโ€ comes from a kids snack or toy call โ€œkinder buenoโ€
The word jeslinder can be use as โ€œnabei cibai jeslinder you terrible siaโ€

โ€œfucking useless do job properly laaโ€
jeslinder by Jeslinder November 22, 2021

JoeSaunders 

A little boy that will snitch on you if he can little Joey as he's called would rather shake hands with beef while his girl is laying right next to him for only allow her to give mouth hugs. Joe is a bitch boy nonetheless be careful with him he's known to be armed and dangerous with an STD. None of Joe's girls could be faithful to him because it is big ego and small manhood.
There is no bigger bitch boys than JoeSaunders
JoeSaunders by CWM II October 6, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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