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1. Lying so much to so many people that you trick yourself into thinking that it is the truth

2. Lying like it is your job
1. The village whore joerged to the point that she actually convinced herself she was a virgin; despite the fact that she was sleeping with half of the town.

2. Lawyers are paid to joerg all day and screw people over.
joerg by rotten cheese November 28, 2011
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verb:

1) To wander around aimlessly

2) To mess around with objects that are functioning correctly; often these objects are no longer functional after the interference.

3) To spend more time on cigarette breaks than to actually spend working.
1) "I was joerging around the office all day"

2) "He joerged around with my car and now it won't start."

3) "He joerged his way through the day, I barely ever saw him at his workstation."
joerg by Martin Givnayson October 14, 2008
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1) To guard or protect a room or place with a back pack on.

2) Being a bouncer with a back pack.
I'm joerging again today
Joerg by Alejandro6543 November 2, 2011

Joerg speed

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.
Joerg speed by TMMITL April 10, 2019

kurious Jorge 

Jorge Antonio Alvarez (born May 1, 1970), better known by his stage names Kurious or Kurious Jorge, is an American hip hop recording artist from New York City.

Kurious is of Puerto Rican and Cuban descent, and grew up in the Upper West Side neighborhood called Manhattan Valley. In 1993, he appeared on Pete Nice and DJ Richie Rich's album Dust to Dust. The duo helped Kurious get a record deal with Columbia Records via Bobbito and Nice's Hoppoh imprint. In 1992, he released his first single, "Walk Like a Duck". Then he signed a contract with Sony Music. In 1994, Kurious released his critically acclaimed debut album A Constipated Monkey.

In 1999, he reemerged on MF Doom's album Operation: Doomsday on the track "?" and contributed a track to a Monsta Island Czars mixtape, under the alias Biollante. Kurious later explained that his contract with Sony was "terrible" and that he "had to wait it out to get out of it.Amalgam Digital reissued A Constipated Monkey with bonus tracks in 2007. In 2009 he released his second solo effort II, which featured the singles Back From Up Unda , Back with V.I.C. , Sittin' in My Car and Drinks In The Air.

Albums
1994: A ConstipatedMonkey (Hoppoh/Columbia)
2009: II (Amalgam Digital)

Singles
1992: "Walk Like a Duck"
1993: "Uptown Shit"
1994: "I'm Kurious"
2001: "All Great"
2009: "Benetton" (feat. MC Serch and MF Doom)
2009: "Back With V.I.C."2009: "Sittin’ In My Car"
Rapper Kurious Jorge was on a episode of Yo MTV raps Back in the day.
kurious Jorge by Blu_leef July 2, 2022

lern jergi 

a member of a band called fifth harmony; it is spelled as lauren jauregui actually; lauren jauregui was pronounce "lern jergi" by her friend camila in a video who is now the ex-member of the band
camz: "I really love lern jergi"
lern jergi by camrenfeels June 21, 2017
Joergen was a horse of pewdiepie
pls joergen dont teleport away again and stay with pewd
Joergen by Pewdiepie's horse July 8, 2019
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