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A very beautiful girl inside and out wether she wants to believe it or not. Has a great sense of humor and is alwyas there for a friend. Though has some anger management isues it does not affect her love for people and is loved by most guys. She provides her attention to THE guy a good portion of her time.
Damn i need me a Joelys !
Joelys by Natalie Alvin July 1, 2011
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joels mom 

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh
I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane
joels mom by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019
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A girl who is smart, funny, punctual, friendly, hyperactive, kind and CRAZY. She will bring spice to your life. She will be the best friend you'll ever have and is better than your bff. She might not be tall but she has it all. She will rock your world, and will make everything seem ok. She is a true friend. But better not annoy her cause she is scary, even if she annoys you. RAWR!!!!
Joelyn is such an awesome friend.
Joelyn by ICAmate December 31, 2011
A girl who denies every compliment she gets. She is very beautiful but can be mean at the same time. She's usually admired by many but she does no believe so. As soon as she enters a room, every eye is layed on her. She is outgoing, smart, kind, beautiful, while still being admirable. She knows how to put a smile to your face or make you cry. If you havent met a Joelynn, your life sucks.
M: Damn whos that cute girl?
W: Thats Joelynn, too bad shes taken
M: Yeah she looks stunning!
joelynn by Future bf December 30, 2013

joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017
She’s loyal and smart. People are jealous of her because of her looks. She knows how to get what she wants. She acts like a good girl..when she’s freaky. She’ll make you happy, if you make her happy. She don’t deal with nobody’s bullshit. She’s hot as fuck, but doesn’t know it sometimes.
Person:*lies,is dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa:”bye bitch”

Person:”you gotta nice ass, sugar👅”
Jelyssa:”cool, thanks. Sry, you can’t have it”
Jelyssa by SloppyHead2000 February 21, 2019

Joels dog 

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
Joels dog by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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