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She’s loyal and smart. People are jealous of her because of her looks. She knows how to get what she wants. She acts like a good girl..when she’s freaky. She’ll make you happy, if you make her happy. She don’t deal with nobody’s bullshit. She’s hot as fuck, but doesn’t know it sometimes.
Person:*lies,is dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa:”bye bitch”

Person:”you gotta nice ass, sugar👅”
Jelyssa:”cool, thanks. Sry, you can’t have it”
Jelyssa by SloppyHead2000 February 21, 2019
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She's fierce, loyal and smart. People love her personality but everybody cannot deal with it. She will make you happy if you make her happy. She doesn't deal with anybody's bullshit. and have a BAD temper. She's is kind and caring but a bit crazy. And even if she doesn't have complete confidence in herself, she will remind you that she's amazing. She's the kind of bitch, you only met once in a lifetime.
Person: * lies, being dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa: "bitch, bye"

Person: " you said you would be nice"
Jelyssa:" did I stab the hoe? no ! so I'm being fucking nice"
Jelyssa by avocadosupreme455 January 29, 2021
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Jelyssa • Jalyssa • Jelissa • Jelysa • jlyssa • julyssa • Jelysse • Jewlyssa • Jeyssa • Jilyssa
Julyssa is one amazing girl. She is practically perfect in every way possible. The kind of person you want around you to brighten up your worst days. She's most beautiful and lovable girl in and around Elgin, who has the cutest voice ever, the most gorgeous girl to ever to walk this planet!!
julyssa by Lolswagg January 27, 2014
Jalyssa is the most special and cute girl you will ever meet. She is loving, caring, and is always there for you. If you get her, you will always love her and never lose her
Jalyssa is loved
Jalyssa by Flj92849 November 2, 2019
Jalyssa is a loving,kind,sweet person you can always count on!she is there whenever you need a friend.she is amazing!Everyone wants to be her because how smart,and loving she is to everyone .So if you get her don't ever let her go.💗
Jalyssa:hey
Person:oh my gosh she just talked to me😊
jalyssa by From,adri💞 May 20, 2017
A really awesome girl that people love to be around, chill, fun, goofy, but also a beautiful person on the inside and out
Jelissa is my best friend
Jeyssa is fucking hot . She can be fucking rude but she sweet . Anybody wants to be with her.
Damn jeyssa fucking hot but she dosent like me.
Jeyssa by Hott_bae April 13, 2017
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