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joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017
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The best girl you have ever met... she will make you laugh...ALOT you can never be down with Jolissa around..
jolissa by anthonyloveshisxj October 28, 2014
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A really awesome girl that people love to be around, chill, fun, goofy, but also a beautiful person on the inside and out
Jelissa is my best friend
People named Joelisa are so beautiful. They are funny and amazing people. You would be lucky to find a Joelisa. They know how to make your day and make you laugh.
Joelisa made my day even when she didn´t know I was going through something
Joelisa by Hello Joelisa October 27, 2020
Jelissa is a perfect girl. Known for her awesome personality and how compassionate she is towards their crush. She's gorgeous and funny. She gives great hugs and is a good kisser. They are perfect
ooh, I really like Jelissa
Jelissa by YouKnowWhoIAm...Jelissa January 27, 2015
Jelissa's are the greatest people you would meeet. Their bold and sassy just like they're meant to be. Their very interested in music and whatever dance but mainly hip hop. They love laughing and love making people laugh and you would have the greatest time with them.
Person 1: oh theres jelissa let's go say hi!
Person 2: no, I'm jealous of her everyone loves her me and naba are jealous
Jelissa by Alec Fleisher October 26, 2016

joelyssa 

Joelyssa is a gorgeous girl, with a little bit of attitude if you get on her bad side. She's shy at first, but when you get to know her she's funny, amazing,and one of the best friends you can have. Don't ever lose a Joelyssa. You will regret it.
Jax- Who is that shy, gorgeous girl David?
David- Shy? She's not shy she's funny and amazing when you get to know her. Her name is Joelyssa.
joelyssa by Anonymous831 February 26, 2018
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