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The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!

You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker

joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017

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jolissa

The best girl you have ever met... she will make you laugh...ALOT you can never be down with Jolissa around..

Thats one beautiful Jolissa.

jolissa by anthonyloveshisxj October 28, 2014

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Jelissa

A really awesome girl that people love to be around, chill, fun, goofy, but also a beautiful person on the inside and out

Jelissa is my best friend

Jelissa by je veux sucer votre saucisse. March 18, 2011

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Joelisa

People named Joelisa are so beautiful. They are funny and amazing people. You would be lucky to find a Joelisa. They know how to make your day and make you laugh.

Joelisa made my day even when she didn´t know I was going through something

Joelisa by Hello Joelisa October 27, 2020

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Jelissa

Jelissa is a perfect girl. Known for her awesome personality and how compassionate she is towards their crush. She's gorgeous and funny. She gives great hugs and is a good kisser. They are perfect

ooh, I really like Jelissa

Jelissa by YouKnowWhoIAm...Jelissa January 27, 2015

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Jelissa

Jelissa's are the greatest people you would meeet. Their bold and sassy just like they're meant to be. Their very interested in music and whatever dance but mainly hip hop. They love laughing and love making people laugh and you would have the greatest time with them.

Person 1: oh theres jelissa let's go say hi!
Person 2: no, I'm jealous of her everyone loves her me and naba are jealous

Jelissa by Alec Fleisher October 26, 2016

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joelyssa

Joelyssa is a gorgeous girl, with a little bit of attitude if you get on her bad side. She's shy at first, but when you get to know her she's funny, amazing,and one of the best friends you can have. Don't ever lose a Joelyssa. You will regret it.

Jax- Who is that shy, gorgeous girl David?
David- Shy? She's not shy she's funny and amazing when you get to know her. Her name is Joelyssa.

joelyssa by Anonymous831 February 26, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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