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joelyssa 

Joelyssa is a gorgeous girl, with a little bit of attitude if you get on her bad side. She's shy at first, but when you get to know her she's funny, amazing,and one of the best friends you can have. Don't ever lose a Joelyssa. You will regret it.
Jax- Who is that shy, gorgeous girl David?
David- Shy? She's not shy she's funny and amazing when you get to know her. Her name is Joelyssa.
joelyssa by Anonymous831 February 26, 2018
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joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017
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She’s loyal and smart. People are jealous of her because of her looks. She knows how to get what she wants. She acts like a good girl..when she’s freaky. She’ll make you happy, if you make her happy. She don’t deal with nobody’s bullshit. She’s hot as fuck, but doesn’t know it sometimes.
Person:*lies,is dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa:”bye bitch

Person:”you gotta nice ass, sugar👅”
Jelyssa:”cool, thanks. Sry, you can’t have it”
Jelyssa by SloppyHead2000 February 21, 2019
She's fierce, loyal and smart. People love her personality but everybody cannot deal with it. She will make you happy if you make her happy. She doesn't deal with anybody's bullshit. and have a BAD temper. She's is kind and caring but a bit crazy. And even if she doesn't have complete confidence in herself, she will remind you that she's amazing. She's the kind of bitch, you only met once in a lifetime.
Person: * lies, being dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa: "bitch, bye"

Person: " you said you would be nice"
Jelyssa:" did I stab the hoe? no ! so I'm being fucking nice"
Jelyssa by avocadosupreme455 January 29, 2021
An old soul finding it’s true passion for art and music. Is spiritually awake, seeing life for what it truly is. Can be very outgoing and outspoken. Their beauty Is passed along through the generations, both physically and spiritually. They will break generational curses and redefine the family name. They will continue to amaze people with their creativity and strong will for pursuing what they desire. Alcoholic tendencies and a stoner at heart. Aside any flaws that are detectable, they are an amazing mother, with a heart of gold.
Jolyssa was beautiful beyond words, her beauty struck hearts and stunned memories.
Jolyssa by Jolyssa Rae June 7, 2021

Joalyssa 

The fattest fucking shit around 🐖🐖🐖🦨🦨🦨🦈🦈🦈🐋🐋🐋
Joalyssa is a fat shit.
Joalyssa by Kimochi October 28, 2021

joelysmar 

Finest girl you would ever see. If you ever find a Joelysmar, just know they are unique, one of a kind, and special. They would make you laugh and smile without them even doing anything. If this is her name, she is a keeper
Me: My girlfriends name is Joelysmar

Them: Wow, that’s unique
joelysmar by akanshshshsvssv May 25, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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