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A very beautiful girl inside and out wether she wants to believe it or not. Has a great sense of humor and is alwyas there for a friend. Though has some anger management isues it does not affect her love for people and is loved by most guys. She provides her attention to THE guy a good portion of her time.
Damn i need me a Joelys !
Joelys by Natalie Alvin July 1, 2011
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joels mom 

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh
I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane
joels mom by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019
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A girl who is smart, funny, punctual, friendly, hyperactive, kind and CRAZY. She will bring spice to your life. She will be the best friend you'll ever have and is better than your bff. She might not be tall but she has it all. She will rock your world, and will make everything seem ok. She is a true friend. But better not annoy her cause she is scary, even if she annoys you. RAWR!!!!
Joelyn is such an awesome friend.
Joelyn by ICAmate December 31, 2011
A girl who denies every compliment she gets. She is very beautiful but can be mean at the same time. She's usually admired by many but she does no believe so. As soon as she enters a room, every eye is layed on her. She is outgoing, smart, kind, beautiful, while still being admirable. She knows how to put a smile to your face or make you cry. If you havent met a Joelynn, your life sucks.
M: Damn whos that cute girl?
W: Thats Joelynn, too bad shes taken
M: Yeah she looks stunning!
joelynn by Future bf December 30, 2013

joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017
She’s loyal and smart. People are jealous of her because of her looks. She knows how to get what she wants. She acts like a good girl..when she’s freaky. She’ll make you happy, if you make her happy. She don’t deal with nobody’s bullshit. She’s hot as fuck, but doesn’t know it sometimes.
Person:*lies,is dishonest, acts fake*
Jelyssa:”bye bitch”

Person:”you gotta nice ass, sugar👅”
Jelyssa:”cool, thanks. Sry, you can’t have it”
Jelyssa by SloppyHead2000 February 21, 2019

Joels dog 

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
Joels dog by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021
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