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JOBOL
Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.
Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010
Jockland
Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.
It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
jocelle
A lovely girl with beautiful talent. Always up to take challenges. When she falls down she can come right back up. Anyone can define beauty but she can define perfection!
jocelle by Ktisawesomeest May 16, 2015
Jocelyn Flores
A stunning beautiful woman who befriended late artist XXXTENTACION Jocelyn (a friend of Jahseh's) was a model he flew her out to florida to do some modeling work and just hang out
Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model
Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace
Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model
Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace
Person 1:hey did you hear about X's friend Jocelyn?
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores
Jocelyn Flores by ll6.18.18ll September 14, 2018
Joacoloco
Nickname for a crazy guy named Joaquin. Translates to “Crazy Joaco” if you ever meet a Joacoloco get ready to have one of the craziest nights of your life. It’ll be dangerous but definitely memorable. People usually refer to these nights as Joaco Nights.
Dude 1: “Bro yesterday I went to a bar with Joacoloco!”
Dude 2: “How did it go?!”
Dude 1: “Dude’s crazy, we were supposed to uber back home. The next thing I know is that he got the uber driver fucked up and we are actually going to a strip club. That was just the beginning of the night you can’t even imagine what happened next”
Dude 2: “How did it go?!”
Dude 1: “Dude’s crazy, we were supposed to uber back home. The next thing I know is that he got the uber driver fucked up and we are actually going to a strip club. That was just the beginning of the night you can’t even imagine what happened next”
Joacoloco by Dancingcoyote November 22, 2019
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.