by xGANGSTAx August 14, 2008
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Those new guys down the hall acted like bigshots at the beginning of the year, but they just got all petty and jockward once they realized the bleachers are usually mostly empty at games.
by tarpaulin August 26, 2009
Get the jockward mug.A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.
Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.
by saracinis December 27, 2007
Get the Jocktard mug.I cannot take it, all the jocktards at work are up in arms and pissed, over some fucking game their team lost. As if.
by Buster Honeycutt October 2, 2006
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Get the jackwards mug.When two jocks meet up with each other and start arguing about some sports, athletes, or the game they saw, or some other sport-type thing and every body else is like... wut
Jock 1: "Yo man did you see him dUNK oN HiM??!?!?
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."
by arthurevans July 22, 2013
Get the Jock-ward mug.The duties of the Jackwarden are similar to those performed by a modern prison warden, with some notable exceptions. The Jackwarden is a mythical being who works between the worlds of the living and the dead to ensure that karmic debts are paid in full during the time one serves on planet Earth.
It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.
It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.
by Wyrdsmyth November 27, 2020
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