Jockward 

When someone creates an awkward situation by adjusting or itching their member in view of others.

"Bro, it got jockward when Ben itched his dick in front of my mom."

Jockward by xGANGSTAx August 14, 2008

jockward 

How athletes act when they attend a college or university that isn't Division I, and realize that the student body has little to no interest in their games.

Those new guys down the hall acted like bigshots at the beginning of the year, but they just got all petty and jockward once they realized the bleachers are usually mostly empty at games.

jockward by tarpaulin August 26, 2009

Jocktard 

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

Jocktard by saracinis December 27, 2007

Jocktard 

A sports fan who's entire world revolves around a professional sports team. Spanish;Jockotardo

I cannot take it, all the jocktards at work are up in arms and pissed, over some fucking game their team lost. As if.

Jocktard by Buster Honeycutt October 2, 2006

jackwards 

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!

2.Ludicrously comical; clownish.

"That shit is jackwards!"

jackwards by kim April 16, 2005

Jock-ward 

When two jocks meet up with each other and start arguing about some sports, athletes, or the game they saw, or some other sport-type thing and every body else is like... wut

Jock 1: "Yo man did you see him dUNK oN HiM??!?!?
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."

Jock-ward by arthurevans July 22, 2013

Jackwarden 

The duties of the Jackwarden are similar to those performed by a modern prison warden, with some notable exceptions. The Jackwarden is a mythical being who works between the worlds of the living and the dead to ensure that karmic debts are paid in full during the time one serves on planet Earth.

It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.

Fate is a Jackwarden, ensuring proper delivery for all the things we thought we could forget.

Jackwarden by Wyrdsmyth November 27, 2020