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A condom, especially while in use.
Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.
jock sock by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Sock Jock 

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!
Sock Jock by Petre Dish April 2, 2015

sock to the jock 

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.
That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!
sock to the jock by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.
Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
Jock Socks by bandit dewski February 22, 2015

socky jock 

An individual who will always smell like a seamen covered sock, like the ones used after masturbating
“shut up chris you socky jock motherfucker”
socky jock by Gonkaholic January 24, 2024

jocksockshock

Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.
Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.
jocksockshock by Watchinfool September 25, 2023
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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