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The state of a company after having lost its iconic spiritual leader who is trusted and admired by its employees. A corporation's equivalent of the individual's plight of being forsaken and bereft during economic downturns - both evoking the same magnitude of gloom, jitteriness and deflated morale.
Bob: "It's official - Steve is no longer at the helm, as of today. From now on we can only hope our ship doesn't hit the rocks in this fog".

Tom: "Yeah, it sucks to be Jobsless, it's like suddenly having to trust a rookie replacement surgeon with cutting open your brain."
Jobsless by Saudade January 16, 2009
Words you can keep
Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day
The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months
Jobless by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

jobless jon 

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.
Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon
jobless jon by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.
Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.
Joblessness by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011
When someone doesn't give a damn on what to do in life
Doesn't have anything important to do
Dude:He's so jobless, all he ever does is sleep
Jobless by Slimee0110 June 17, 2021

Jobless Fuck 

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.
Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*
Jobless Fuck by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009

Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.
Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.
Steve Jobless by T.J. Dubz August 29, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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