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The state of a company after having lost its iconic spiritual leader who is trusted and admired by its employees. A corporation's equivalent of the individual's plight of being forsaken and bereft during economic downturns - both evoking the same magnitude of gloom, jitteriness and deflated morale.
Bob: "It's official - Steve is no longer at the helm, as of today. From now on we can only hope our ship doesn't hit the rocks in this fog".

Tom: "Yeah, it sucks to be Jobsless, it's like suddenly having to trust a rookie replacement surgeon with cutting open your brain."
Jobsless by Saudade January 16, 2009
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Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day
The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months
Jobless by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

jobless jon 

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.
Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon
jobless jon by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.
Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.
Joblessness by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011
When someone doesn't give a damn on what to do in life
Doesn't have anything important to do
Dude:He's so jobless, all he ever does is sleep
Jobless by Slimee0110 June 17, 2021

Jobless Fuck 

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.
Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*
Jobless Fuck by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009

Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.
Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.
Steve Jobless by T.J. Dubz August 29, 2011
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